Sunday, October 08, 2006


Thursday, August 10, 2006

Brian Fellow's Safari Planet

Gaby Conners: I'm Gaby Conners, I work for the city zoo in Santa Barbara.

Brian Fellow: Welcome Barbara.

Gaby: No, no, I'm Gaby, I'm from Santa Barbara.

Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Jon Tester Wins!!!

On Tuesday, June 6th, Jon Tester was able to win the nomination to take on Conrad Burns this fall for a seat in the United States Senate. Tester took over 60% of the Democratic vote, despite being heavily outspent by opponent John Morrison. From here, Tester will have an uphill battle against Sen. Burns, but Burns' lobbyist dealings, and record should have an impact come November. Tester has shown that he's in this thing for the long haul, so look out Conrad, the Tester train is coming quick!

The Missoulain - "Tester Declared Winner"

Jon Tester for U.S. Senate

Monday, May 08, 2006

Bill O'Reilly

Since Bill continually prefers to point out how wonderful his television ratings are over at Faux News, while also generously pointing out the low ratings of other programs, I found the following bit of information to be somewhat interesting..., a known liberal publication has pointed this out last Friday. So, in theory, both newshounds, and TVNewser are simply out to smear O'Reilly. They should be avoided at all costs, because truth deserves no spotlight at the Factor. So once more, along with common sense, the French, Keith Olbermann, and honesty, please boycott these far-left whackos as well.

Thank you.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

How to be a Good Bush Republican....

What You Need To Believe To Be A Good Bush loving Republican

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred
of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed
him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, but ultimately he's the worlds worst tyrant when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the
country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of "international harmony"...

4. The United States should get out of the
United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions
about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops with quality speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and
combat pay.

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

15. Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)

16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

17. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

More Puppy Pictures!

Grady's growin' up fast!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

More Lunacy from Robin Hayes

Okay, today we will take a look at more past lunacy from my dear Representative, Flip-Floppin' Robin Hayes.

Anybody remember this? Well, that my friends, is Mr. Robin Hayes talking about the clear evidence that Saddam Hussein was "very much invloved in 9-11." Robin Hayes goes on to say the following...

Told no investigation had ever found evidence to link Saddam and 9/11, Hayes responded, "I'm sorry, but you must have looked in the wrong places."

President Bush said in September 2003 that "We've had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the September 11 [attacks]."

Okay, apprarently, my dear Representative gets to see seperate intelligence, as opposed to the 911 Commision, the United States Senate, as well as President George W. Bush. Now, once again this is far from breaking news...but this man obviously lacks any serious form of judgement in correlation to national security, the economy, or simple ethics.

The clear choice this November is a change, and that change is Larry Kissell.